effective date: November 7, 2008
Recipient: Tarsal Coalition
Address: 4 of 8's left foot
Required Action: Immediate requirement to
vacate the premises
Dear Tarsal Coalition:
While we understand the unique nature of your presence in 4 of 8's foot, we must demand that you immediately comply with our vacate orders. Your continued habitation is causing discomfort for our primary resident and we have decided that for her alleviation, the time has come for you to go. We understand that you have been a long-time tenant, and while we respect the deep bond you have developed with Calcaneus and Navicular, we have come to believe that this association is no longer of mutual benefit. We wish you the best of luck as you find a new life as a medical specimen. It has been a informative experience getting to know you.
The Octamom Management
Thanks so much for all your prayers and best wishes as 4 of 8 heads into surgery today. I will try to update as internet access allows.