That's a post title you don't see every day.
But I really do.
Have a lizard in my couch, that is.
I can prove it.
It seems more likely that it was for the purpose of a surreptitious pillow fight/fort building session.
But for whatever purpose, they found a little visitor there...
Exactly how bad does your housekeeping have to be to attract lizards?
What is the homemaking maintenance schedule for discouraging lizard infestation?
Can lizards really survive on crushed Goldfish crackers?
How many more lizards may be secreted in the upholstery of other household items?
And so forth.
But I'm still really hoping that he doesn't have any siblings or parents who've set up a herpitarium under the cushions of the love seat....