Yes, I have been mothering a long, long time.
Yes, I am the mother not only to this two-year-old boy, but also to two other boys.
And I am the sister to two brothers.
So the boy thing is not some kind of colossal surprise to me.
But this boy, this boy, with his need to hear things crash and shatter and break and splinter and fracture and rupture, yes, this boy is a revelation to me.
We were alerted by the giggles that were issuing from his delighted larynx...
Which was after he got the milk out of the fridge...by himself.
He's quite the aerobics instructor, I must admit...